if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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