I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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