Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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