I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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