I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
