none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
