sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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