Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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