I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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