420 ftw
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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