If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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