found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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