these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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