Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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