I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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