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• (386): View more from Florida

  You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something

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• (650): View more from California

  so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.

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  did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex

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  Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????

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• (916): View more from California

  Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You also proposed and then tried to jack me off

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left

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