Don't you send me to vm
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.