You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left