i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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