Its about making memories worth repressing
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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