It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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