God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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