we're chasing vodka with high fives
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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