I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
