bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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