is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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