Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.