i think my mom watched the whole time
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.