she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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