She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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