So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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