just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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