and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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