Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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