2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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