i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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