I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
