so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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