I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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