I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I can text with my tongue
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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