So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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