More tranny stories later!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I want a musical about memes.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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