He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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