I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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