i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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