I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i believe in u and ur pee
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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