Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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