Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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