Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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