Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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