Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Girls should come with a carfax report
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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