tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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