you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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