quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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