I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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