remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
how does that bad decision feel?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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